the world ...

... is getting its ass handed over to Hell on a silver platter: it's raining frozen armageddon over the skies of southern Australia and people are celebrating. An immense earthquake spanks Chinese territory right where it hurts - its telecommunications hub. And ... meh, I can't seem to remember anything else.

Oh hell, alright. I'm just pissed 'cause my internets got ass-raped in an alleyway gangbang and had its filthy, cum-drenched but - sadly - still living body dumped in a Taiwanese ghetto in the middle of a 6-and-a-something earthquake crater.
*facesmash* I miss my DSL whore.

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